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Wednesday, June 10, 2009


Prologue: There is a guy called Mike in PlanetRomeo who i have been chatting with for sometime, but never really met him in person, everytime we fix a date, he come up with an excuse to cancel it later on, infact he is the one who fix the date all the time. He is a 20 year old guy cute, sounds great and very friendly in nature...

Scenario - 1

Jun 01, 2009 : Received a text from Mike (name changed) in PlanetRomeo, he wanted to meet me this time for sure, i replied him with a "yes" (my mom was shouting at me from the kitchen for not helping her just like my poor dad)

Jun 02, 2009 : He sent a text again asking me if i could meet him on Jun 07, saturday at Citicentre, i replied him with a "yes" (i was busy watching a porn movie at that time, you know what i will be doing next)

Jun 03, 2009 : Mike sent a text again and said i look so hot in the pictures and he is so desperate to meet me, i replied him "thanks" (normally im not good at taking compliments, because i dont get it too often)

Jun 04, 2009 : No text from him on that day (i didnt get sleep till 3 a.m, there was no power supply then)

Jun 05, 9.30 p.m : I received a call from Mike, his voice sounds as usual sweet and cute...he was keep on telling me how good looking iam etc ( i was totally embarassed, wordless and felt like being ass fucked by a Robot machine non-stop, imagine yaar...this is a metaphore...even though the fucking is good, you still clueless about the Robot's intentions)

Jun 06, 9.30 p.m : I received a call again from Mike, he said all the usual things he used to say and then asked me to be present at 2 p.m on Sunday in Citi Centre, he told me that he will call and confirm me on sunday morning at 10 a.m.

Jun 07, 9.30 a.m : I have lost my cool, i was really excited to meet this cute guy who exactly matches my dream boy, i couldnt eat my favourite breakfast

Jun 07, 9.45 a.m : I was nervous and shaky. Thought i was going to have a nervous break down, I started watching a football game in ESPN, none of the team have put a goal, i went berserk, i switched of the television

Jun 07, 10.00 a.m: I was holding my cellphone in my hands, my palms are sweaty, I was waiting for his call (nervously)

Jun 07, 10.10 a.m: I was still waiting for his call

Jun 07, 10.20 a.m: My cellphone was ringing now, i woke up from the couch, hit the stool infront of my legs, answered the call...some recorded voice from an insurance company said "Anything can happen at anytime, so better insure"

Jun 07, 10.30 a.m: I was now staring at my cellphone, thinking that something wrong with my instrument

Jun 07, 11.00 a.m: I thought Mike might have forgotten to call me, so i have called him...His phone was switched off

Jun 07, 1.00 p.m: I went to the bathroom lazily to take bath, my mom was shouting at me for being so lazy and taking lunch so late...I heard my cellphone was ringing then...i was only wearing a towel around my waist and almost it was dropping on my knees, i went to my bedroom and took the call, my mom was staring at me as if she thought her son have become insane

Jun 07, 1.05 p.m: The call was from Mike ofcourse, he informed that his mom was admitted in a hospital and he couldnt meet me then...He said we have to reschedule the meeting for another day

Jun 07, 2.00 p.m: I was watching the replay of the same football game i have seen in the morning, i thought the game was somehow interesting now, i was relaxed and my mom was smiling at me from a corner for no reason. May be now she thinks her son is not totally insane afterall.

Jun 08, 4.30 p.m: Mike was online again in PlanetRomeo seriously fishing for some hot guys, i sent him a text inquiring about his Mom's health...He replied me with a "yes"

Jun 08, 4.40 p.m: I told him if he is so lazy to come to CitiCentre, i can very well come to Anna nagar and meet him (i thought i made a mistake here). He again replied me with a "yes"

Jun 08, 9.30 p.m: I called him this time, his voice sounds so sweet as usual. He gave me the directions etc for our meeting on Tuesday evening at 4 p.m nearby TVK Park.

Jun 09, 7.00 a.m: I woke up nervously, i was irritated by the noise of the cooker from the kitchen, I went to the restroom, got hit on my nose by the door, started seriously cursing my house owner for no reason

Jun 09, 7.30 a.m: I was sitting in the hall infront of the television again and reading the Times of India, i was seriously expecting a Sensex collapse or a Stormy weather in Chennai...My mom gave me the coffee and i dropped the glass on the floor, my mom was looking at me now wondering what happened to her son today.

Jun 09, 2.00 p.m: I was nervously sitting in my office cabin, staring at my Laptop doubting that some virus is hacking important data from my laptop...i received a call from Mike confirming me about our meeting at 4.00 p.m

Jun 09, 3.00 p.m: I took my cellphone and sent a sms to Mike saying that i may not be able to come today. I was hoping for a earthquake now

Note: Guys who are reading this may think that i have a nervous breakdown or something. Basically i have this nervous syndrome whenever i do anything for the first time. I guess i have this defect by birth. Infact on the day i was born, when the nurse in the hospital was trying to pull me out from my Mom's i was so nervous i literally kicked the nurse's boobs. In my PUC Examinations, first day was English paper which was my favourite subject, i was so nervous when i saw the question paper i thought it was written in can guess how i would have been in my first interview...God, i just hope that day would never come again...i had literally dropped the file infront of the interview panel, i was sweating all over, my knees went weak and i thought i have swallowed a tennisball which got struck in throat, i couldnt even speak a single word. When i had sex with a guy for the first time, i totally lost the erection, my palms were wet, i torn the shirt of the guy i was with...End of the story

Jun 09, 3.30 p.m: I thought calming myself a bit and called Mike again and said my earlier sms was a joke and actually im on the way. I went to the parking lot and started my bike

Jun 09, 4.30 p.m: I have reached Anna nagar 3rd Avenue and stopped by bike. I started calling Mike and told him where i was. He gave me the directions to TVK park and asked me to wait for him there

Jun 09, 5.00 p.m: I have reached the park, parked my bike there and was standing infront of the park gate, waiting for his arrival.

June 09, 5.15 p.m: I was still standing there waiting for his arrival

June 09, 5.30 p.m: Infront of the gate next to me there was a street dog lying and curiosly looking at me

June 09, 6.00 p.m: The dog now lost its patience, probably it was tired of looking at me or bored of my stupid face

June 09, 6.15 p.m: The dog left the place, i was still standing there waiting for Mike

June 09, 6.30 p.m: I thought probably Mike forgotten about the meeting, i called his cellphone, i heard a recording voice from Vodafone saying that i was stupid enough to call when the number i have been trying to reach is switched off...

June 09, 7.30 p.m: I reached home. My mom was standing in the balcony with a cold face. She shouted at me for being late. I thought she is acting strangely for no reasons...

June 09, 9.30 p.m: I tried to call Mike again, but Vodafone cursed me for being so stupid all the time...End of the story


June 09, 5.00 p.m: I was standing infront of the TVK park and waiting for Mike to arrive. I saw a dog lying next to me. It was busy scaring the flies around it.

June 09, 5.10 p.m: I received a call from Mike. He said he will be there in few minutes.

June 09, 5.15 p.m: I thought of smoking a cigaratte. I spotted a small shop nearby and went there. I took the money from my jeans pocket and bought a cigaratte. I light the cigaratte and took a deep breath. Felt more relaxed now and can feel the wind blowing across my face. I turned my left side and then i saw him. There he was wearing a blue jeans and a dark casual shirt with a smile around his lips. He waved his hands at me

June 09, 5.20 p.m: I was now staring at his cute face. He was so energetic and excited. He looked even more handsome than his pictures. There was something about him that i have found irresistable. He told me i look hotter than the pictures and was seriously talking about Chennai Dost blog.

June 09, 5.30 p.m: I was in his place then. He closed his bedroom door and came closer. He kissed my lips wihout even waiting for my permission and said "Dude, i have dreamt about this for a week now, finally its happening"

June 09, 7.30 p.m: I left his place. I saw the dog still lying infront of the gate while i was passing by the Park in my bike.

June 09, 8.30 p.m: I reached home. My mom standing in the balcony and smiling at me again for no reasons.

June 09, 9.30 p.m: He called me on my cellphone. I spoke to him for 2 hours and we have decided to go for a movie in CitiCentre on 14th June Sunday...End of the story


  1. Hi Viki,
    Nice correlation of events--luck is with you man-enjoy
    luv SIVA

  2. Similar to 12B or some hollywood movie which inspired 12B....

  3. Gud Narration....I wish he would be ur soul mate. If he is, you're lucky.